What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:10

Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
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